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lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

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LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

(via pursuitofhapppinessss)

— 2 weeks ago with 283474 notes

itsraininbritishmen:

moriarghty:

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS ON TUMBLR - I FEEL LIKE THIS ISSUE NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED.

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN DENIED A GREAT HONOR.

.let me tell you kids a story right now. 

this GUY WENT FISHING AT THIS LAKE-OCEAN DROPOFF NEAR TAMPA. AND MY FATHER HAPPENED TO BE FISHING NEAR THE SAME PLACE. SO THIS KID HAD A TANGLED LINE AND MY DAD HELPED THE LITTLE SHIT, AND AFTERWARDS MY DAD GOES LIKE “YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE HARRY POTTER KIDS, MY DAUGHTER HAS THIS BLONDE KID O N HER LAPTOP BACKGROUND, AND YOU LOOK LIKE HIM. AND THEN MY DAD SAYS THAT THIS LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE JUST CHUCKLES AND ASKS MY DAD TO CALL ME ON THE PH ONE. SO THATS HOW I TALKED TO TOM FELTON FOR ABOUT A MINUTE AND HE ASKED ME ABOUT SCHOOL AND HOW I  LIKED THE BOOKS AND THE MOVIES AND HOW I DIED FOR LIKE A LIFETIME.

AND THEN MY DAD ASKED HIM “SO YOU ARE THE HARRY POTTER KID”. AND HES LIKE “YEAH” AND THATS HOW I DIED AND MY FATHER HAD A 10 MIN CONVERSATION WITH THIS FUCKER ABOUT FISHING.

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— 2 weeks ago with 104949 notes

merisea:

When halloween costumes used to be creepy

(via meditation-not-medication)

— 2 weeks ago with 87584 notes

cakejam:

bae: come over

me: i cant im a polar bear

bae: but im off my..

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— 2 weeks ago with 1472 notes
chefboyardeezie:

it’s almost been 2 years since the most influential event of all time

chefboyardeezie:

it’s almost been 2 years since the most influential event of all time

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